Today I died. I was killed by Monstro-II after ascending to the level one depths. I had lots of health, but no ability to dodge the bullets of the annoying red bees that he kept spawning. Steven, the attack fly, and a one-up mushroom allowed me to travel so far. I also had the anarchistic cookbook, a battery, and spectral tears that could go through walls. My brilliant expression is from the derp pill I ate earlier and I hope it made the monsters underestimate my intelligence. Next time I may be Cain as I finally unlocked him using a dollar bill I found in a vending machine that blew up in my face.
Hopefully my cat Guppy will enjoy all my cool stuff.