[Starting transmission 7.6.66 from piggglewiggle.legacy.save. Receiving images 10 of 10. Voices automagically transcribed.]
Spill it sis, you’ve been keeping secrets.
No I haven’t. You’ve been ignoring me! I’m the heir. I’ve been doing heir things.
Like hot air balloon rides? Have they added that? Will we get seasons too?
What? No! I’ve been working on keeping this family going. We’re almost adults already, we’re running out of time and you all have been spending too much attention on Mina.
So you’ve been dating?
Checking out my options.
Any likely suspects? Criminals perhaps, part of your nefarious underground ring?
Idiot. It’s hard work. I went out a couple times while you all were gaga over Mina to see if I could meet anyone interesting.
So you met someone? Girl? Guy?
There was this one guy I met. He seemed cool so I invited him over.
Did you get along?
Well enough. Better than that clown dude. He had the nerve to show up uninvited at our house! As if I would date a clown. Luckily I needed some mean interactions and another enemy. He was perfect fodder.
…I-I asked Deshawn out on a date after Darin died the first time.
The guy. He’s nice. Not overwhelming, but I needed something to distract me.
He was there when Darin died?
Yeah. He makes me laugh.
So why aren’t we planning a wedding or something? He seems nice and you like him.
He’s not nice, he’s evil. But that’s why we get along. I thought about marrying him. I mean I like him well enough but…
Two things. I’m pretty sure he’s an alien. The other day he was … glowing. I think. Perhaps it was just the sunlight after being in the dark.
That’s a horrible excuse, you like Mina and she’s an alien.
What’s the other thing?
He’s a lot older than we are.
Do you still like him?
But I might have gotten what we need from him already.
[End transmission 7.3.06.]