[Starting transmission 7.7.91 from piggglewiggle.legacy.save. Receiving images 23 of 23. Voices automagically transcribed.]
Once upon a time there were three sims living in a giant seventh generation legacy mansion.
There was the heir (of course). Harlequin (Harley) Pigglewiggle – evil geeky genius. Writer extraordinaire, mischief maker…
…and level 7 boss. Also currently expecting her first child.
There was her suffering twin brother, (that’s me) Michelangelo Pigglewiggle – culinary master in charge of all cooking and baking.
He loves the outdoors (which meant he’s the only one to work on the remains of the garden). He is a bit clumsy and perhaps not entirely sane (who would be in this household?) and now an aspiring bodybuilder and level 7 pastry chef. I have to keep fit somehow.
Lastly there was their younger half? sister… or whatever you’d call the alien daughter of their other father. Newly an orphaned teenager, highly creative but with a slight bend towards evil. Not that she shows her evil beyond the occasional evil laughter. She very rarely has an evil whim.
Perhaps her adult trait will be loner since she spends most of her time away from the family. Collecting she says.
We already have some crystals and stuff (like the complete mySims collection) floating around the house, but no one has worked on collecting since the beginning of time. Or perhaps she’s solitary since she doesn’t have any close friends, not since her Dad passed away and they were super close.
These three sims lived alone with only the ghosts of their ancestors to keep them company. Well, with all the ghosts that still bothered to show up. Aunt Galaxy comes most nights, and sometimes even during the day. I’ve not seen mom or grandma Dylan in weeks.
Mina did say she saw Darin the other night.
There we go. Introduction over. Now how to continue this story? Ah! I should talk about Kierra, shouldn’t I? Oh and I guess also about Deshawn, and Bane…
First thing first. Kierra. Since she came first it’s only fitting to talk about her first, it’s not like I’m showing a bias because she’s my girlfriend.
Kierra moved into this nearly empty household first to provide backup for me against all the evil sims in this house. We provide a united front of insanity. I asked her out on a date and she said yes.
We went for a date in the park. I’m told it’s the traditional Pigglewiggle date spot. Although Dad and Darin dated at the bar.
I asked her to move in after the date and she said yes! Now Kierra didn’t get along with Mina at first since she was weirded out by her being an alien and all purple and such.
And I was worried, Mina’s evil streak would come through and they’d be fighting all the time. But by now Mina know somethings just take time and within a day Kierra’s wish to be “mean” to Mina had transformed into a wish to be friends.
Kierra decided to be a painter by trade. But even though she’s got a family aspiration, we’re waiting on starting our own family until we feel ready. Or until there’s room in the house again – it didn’t take long for our little trio to double.
Now onto Deshawn. He asked Harley out on a date over in Oasis springs where he lives, so she took the chance to tell him she was expecting. I think that’s his “excited face.”
Actually, Deshawn was over the moon since he’s family-oriented. (Yes, he an elderly evil, ambitious family-oriented sim, go figure). And after Bane’s birth, he insisted on moving in. He gets lots of whims to flirt with my sister and such, but she doesn’t reciprocate that much even though their friendship and romance are practically maxed. She does really like him.
Perhaps she’s too busy being pregnant. Deshawn joined the tech guru career to feel like he was providing something to the family. Although it may also have been an excuse to play on the new VR game system dad had brought home. It’s not like we needed the money.
He’s not the only one who like gaming down there. Perhaps a locked door is in order?
And now there’s Bane. Little Bane makes six.
You wouldn’t know Deshawn is alien to look at his son, but I know he is cuz soon after he moved in, I saw him in the bathroom… He’s blue.
And the six sims all lived happily (or evilly and insanely) ever after… or until the next time.
[End transmission 7.7.91]