With 8 sims in the family, life’s a little crazy. So crazy in fact, everyone forgot about my birthday. That’s not cool. Although we won’t know for six more days for sure, I’m the current heir designate. What kind of legacy forgets about the heir?
Well, not anymore. My name is Bane Pigglewiggle and I will not be forgotten again. First off. This garden is pathetic.
I know no one really cares about it but Uncle Michel and he’s not all there, so to speak. What this garden needs? It needs more cowplants.
That might help cut down on the number of people living here. As heir-presumptive, I want a family of my own you know. And with an 8-sim limit. Someone’s gotta go.
First to go should be my stupid brother Luthor. He’s a bit of a smart-aleck and technically could be the one to ruin my chance at controlling this house. If I could get him to disappear that would be great.
My sister can leave as well. Completely useless she is. At least Luthor works as a minion pretty well. All she wants to do is throw parties. Sure we don’t technically have the Party Animal aspiration yet, but still. Three more days until her birthday and then I can kick her her out.
Three more days to find a girl. I don’t know anyone in this town, except the Grim.
Mom can stay. She’s…scary. She used to be this major crime boss and she quit it to go undercover to work as a spy. I’m pretty sure she’s still in charge of the gangs around here and I don’t want her on my bad side.
I’m not sure why Mina has chosen to stay. She just celebrated her birthday the other day. Now she’s a proper adult. By staying here she’s stuck too. No family for her. She says she wants to at least top mixology before she leaves.
Honestly, she’s pretty cool and I like having her around. Then there’s Uncle Michel, his wife Kierra and their son, Julienne. They’re taking up important family-making space. But Mom says that Michel stays as long as he wants to. And if he wants his family here, they’re staying. Since I’m not heir, I can’t force the issue…yet.
Michel’s weird, but he cooks well, and his son’s technically Mina’s 1/2 sibling, but just as crazy as his dad. I see nothing useful in Kierra, but Michel loves her. Sigh. Six more days and then this will all be mine. Then I can fix it all.
Now this, is the start of something special.